LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
YOU KNOW MY FIRST GUEST FROM “THE VIRGIN SUICIDES,”
“SPIDER-MAN,” AND “THE BEGUILED.” PLEASE WELCOME, KIRSTEN DUNST! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
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( BAND PLAYING )6z■>>Stephen: HELLO! HI!>>Stephen: HELLO.ñr
HELLO.>>Stephen: WE JUST MET
BRIEFLY BACKSTAGE FOR THE FIRST TIME.>>WE DID.>>Stephen: SO NICE TO HAVE
YOU HERE.>>I’M SUCH A FAN OF YOURS. I’M VERY EXCITED TO BE ON THE
SHOW.>>Stephen: WAITERS WERE
NAUSEATED BY FOOD. NOT EVERYONE WILL STAND ON THAT. STEVE CARELL DID I A SKIT WHERE
WE WERE BOTH WAITERS WHO SAID FOODS AND THEY GOT NAUSEOUS. TONIGHT WE HAD A CHICKEN COB
SAL — OOOOGH! SO GLAD WHEN YOU THINK OF ME YOU
THINK OF VOMIT. ( LAUGHTER )
FIRST TIME ON THE SHOW BUT NOT IN THE ED SULLIVAN THEATER. I HAVE EVIDENCE HERE. CAN YOU TELL ME HOW OLD YOU ARE
HERE?>>TWELVE, 13?>>Steph
KIRSTEN DUNST ON WITH DAVE. LOOK AT THAT. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>>WE USED TO WALK OUT THAT WAY.>>Stephen: I REMEMBER YOU
USED TO GO OUT THAT WAY.>>IT WAS MUCH COLDER THAN THIS. THIS IS A NICE TEMPERATURE.>>Stephen: YEAH. THE GOVERNMENT GOTxåY=1Y ShP C
>>THAT’S RIGHT, I REMEMBER THAT.>>Stephen: IT WAS LICENSED AS
A MEAT LOCKER BEFORE. ( LAUGHTER )
WERE YOU ON TO PROMOTE THIS?>>I MIGHT HAVE BEEN OR “LITTLE
WOMEN,” I’M NOT SURE.>>Stephen: THIS IS THE 25t
25th ANNIVERSARY OF “INTERVIEW WITH A VAMPIRE” RIGHT NOW.>>THIS YEAR.>>Stephen: THIS YEAR IS THE
25th ANNIVERSARY ALONGSIDE BRAD PITT. DID YOU REALIZE WHAT A BIG DEAL
THEY WERE OR WHAT SORT OFr CULTURAL LITTLE SPLASH THIS
MOVIE MADE?>>I DID BUT I WAS ALSO VERY
INNOCENT. I WATCHED TOM AND I FEEL LIKE I
WATCHED BRAD IN A RIVER RUNSNB■E THROUGH, TOM WAS IN FAR AND
AWAY, WHICH I LOVED, SO I WAS MORE LIKE ROMANTIC FANS.>>Stephen: SURE. THEY TREATED ME LIKE A LITTLE
SISTER. IT WAS VERY SWEET. I WAS A VERY INNOCENT
12-YEAR-OLD. I WAS DOING MY JOB AND THEY WERE
VERY SWEET TO ME.>>Stephen: SURE, I IMAGINE
SO. I WASN’T ACCUSING YOU OF
ANYTHING. ( LAUGHTER )
SO YOU THINK “A RIVER RUNS THROUGH” WHEN YOU — YOU THINK
OF “FAR AND AWAY” WHEN YOU THINK OF TOM CRUISE.>>I DO.>>Stephen: NOT “TOP GUN”? I’M “FAR AND AWAY.” I WAS A YOUNG WOMAN. I REMEMBER BRAD IN A RIVER RUNS
THROUGH IT AND HIS NAME WAS TRYSTAN AND I SAID I’M GOING TO
NAME MY CHILD TRYSTAN.>>Stephen: DID YOU HAVE A
SON?>>Y E.>>Stephen: NAME HIM TRYSTEN? ENNIS. ( LAUGHTER )
>>Stephen: YOU’RE AN EXECUTIVE PRODUCER OF A SHOW
WITH AN INTERESTING NAME, “ON BECOMING A GOD IN CENTRAL
FLORIDA.” THAT’S A HECK OF A TITLE.>>YOU COULD CALL IT “ON
BECOMING A GOD” AS WELL.>>Stephen: THAT’S ALSO ODD. SO WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?>>WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? WHAT DO YOU THINK IT MEANS? IT’S, LIKE, THE AMERICAN DREAM,
LIKE, WHAT YOU — YOU KNOW –>>Stephen: BUT THE AMERICAN
DREAM IS NOT TO BECOME A GOD, THOUGH, IS IT?e1
>>MONEY AND TO RISE TO POWER AND IT’S ABOUT THE FALSEHEAD OF
THE AMERICAN DREAM AND THIS PONZI SCHEME IN THE ’90s WHICH
IS KIND OF LIKE AN AMWAY OR AN HERBAL LIFE KIND OF THING.>>Stephen: IT’S NOT A TRUE
STORY?>>IT’S NOT. IT’S NOT EXACTLY TRUE BUT YES.>>Stephen: SO IT IS A TRUE
STORY. ( LAUGHTER )
>>OH, GOD –>>Stephen: DO YOU WANT A
LAWYER PRESENT BEFORE YOU ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? ( APPLAUSE )
I LIKELY FEEL LIKE I SHOULD SWEAR YOU IN BEFORE YOU ANSWER
THE REST OF THESE. I’M SO SORRY. AND WHO WERE YOU IN THIS?>>I PLAY CRYSTAL STUBS.>>Stephen: ARE YOU THE GOD? I BECOME A — WELL, WE’LL SEE
WHAT HAPPENS. ( LAUGHTER )
I SLOWLY BECOME WHAT I HATE, BASICALLY.>>Stephen: OH, OKAY. O
AND I SLOWLY TAKE DOWN THE MAN.>>Stephen: DARE I ASK WHO
“THE MAN” IS?>>TED LAVINE THE ACTOR AND HE’S
THE HEAD OF THE MULTI-LEVEL MARKETING SCHEME.>>Stephen: WE HAVE A CLIP
HERE WHERE YOU ARE DOING SOME SORT OF DANCE. CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT’S GOING ON?>>IT WAS ACTUALLY SUPPOSED TO
BE A SEXY SNAKE DANCE AND I’M PETRIFIED OF SNAKES SO IT BECAME
A PUPPET DANCE. SO HERE WE GO.>>Stephen: BEFORE WE GO —
OKAY.>>Stephen: LET’S SLOW IT AND
THEN WE’LL TALK ABOUT THE SNAKES.>>OKAY. ♪
♪ ♪
♪ ( SIGHS )
>>OKAY! THE PUPPETS DO MOST OF THE WORK,
AND THE DANCE IS SIMPLE ENOUGH. IT’S A CONFIDENCE THING. WHAT DID YOU THINK? ( LAUGHTER )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )>>BETTER THAN A SEXY SNAKE
DANCE.>>Stephen: I DON’T SEE HOW
THE SNAKE COULD HAVE BEEN SEXIER. WAS THE ORIGINAL LINE THE SNAKE
DOES MOST OF THE WORK? ( LAUGHTER )
>>GOD!>>Stephen: SEEMS LIKE THAT
WOULD WORK, TOO. THEY COULD HAVE USED A FAKE
SNAKE.>>I ASKED.>>Stephen: HOW SCARED OF
SNAKES ARE WE TALKING HERE?>>I MEAN, LISTEN, IF IT WAS IN
A CAGE OVER THERE, I WOULD BE, LIKE, GREAT, IT’S IN A CAGE. I DON’T WANT TO HOLD A SNAKE,
DANCE. I TOLD THEM WEEKS AHEAD, I TOLD
THEM I’M NOT GOING TO HOLD A SNAKE AND DANCE, GET A FAKE ONE,
A BODY DOUBLE. OUR DIRECTOR WAS, I CAN’T SHOOT
THAT. SO BASICALLY A FEW DAYS BEFORE
THEY CAME UP WITH THIS PUPPET DANCE.>>Stephen: I LOVE IT. I DO, TOO. SOMETHING SAD ABOUT IT, DANCING
WITH PUPPETS. JUST MAKES ME FEEL FOR CRYSTAL,
SHE TRIES TO HARD. ( LAUGHTER )
>>Stephen: I UNDERSTAND YOU STARTED SHOOTING THIS RIGHT
AFTER YOU GAVE BIRTH TO YOUR SON, ENNIS.>>ENNIS, YEAH. IT WAS, LIKE, FIVE MONTHS. E-NIS, YOU GOT THE SOUTHERN —
>>Stephen: YEAH. SO FOUR OR FIVE MONTHS?>>YEAH.>>Stephen: DID HE COME TO
SET?>>HE VISITED SET. YEAH, HE STAYED AT HOME MOSTLY
BECAUSE HE’S AT THAT STAGE WHERE THEY’RE JUST LIFTING THEIR NECK,
JUST LAYING THERE.>>Stephen: HE LIFTED HIS NECK
AT FOUR MONTHS? THAT’S A VERY ADVANCED CHILD. THIS IS YOUR FIRST CHILD?>>YES, HE’S A GENIUS.>>Stephen: ISN’T IT GREAT? IT’S A MIRACLE EVERY TIME THEY
DO SOMETHING.>>IT’S THE FIRST TIME THEY HAVE
BEEN AWAY.>>Stephen: RIGHT NOW? YES, DOING PRESS ON THIS.>>Stephen: OH, I’M SO SORRY,
LET’S GET IT OUT OF HERE.>>I’M ON AN EARLY FLIGHT.>>Stephen: WAS IT HARD TO BE
AWAY FROM YOUR CHILD TO SHOOT BECAUSE THERE WERE LONG DAYS AND
SEPARATION ANXIETY ON BOTH SIDES.>>I HAD MY MOTHER-IN-LAW AND
FAMILY AND FRIENDS WOULD VISIT SO I HAD PEOPLE AROUND ME. IT WASN’T SO BAD. IT ACTUALLY WAS A LITTLE BIT OF
A BREAK FROM CLEANING BOTTLES AND THINGS LEAK THAT.>>Stephen: THAT’S NOT THE
WORST THING YOU HAVE TO CLEAN.>>I ACTUALLY WOULD RATHER CLEAN
POOP.>>Stephen: THAN BOTTLES? THOSE LITTLE PIECES WITH THE
THINGS AND THERE ARE SO MANY IT’S NEVER ENDING AND YOU CLEAN
ONE AND THERE’S ANOTHER ONE TO CLEAN, NEVER ENDING, AND YOU
HAVE TO USE HOT WATER AND YOUR HANDS —
>>Stephen: YOUR HUSBAND, GIFTED ACTOR JESSE PLEMMINS IS
AROUND, DOES HE CLEAN THE BOTTLES?>>YES.>>Stephen: GOOD FOR HIM. YOU’RE ALLOWED TO THROW HIM
UNDER BUS, IT WOULD BE VERY ENTERTAINING.>>NO, HE’S A VERY GOOD DAD. I ALSO HAD A SPRAY TAN EVERY
SUNDAY. I HAD THIS WHOLE LOOK. EVERY MONDAY MORNING, MY
MOTHER-IN-LAW WAS TEXTING ME, I BELIEVE ENNIS HAS BROWN-REDDISH
HAIR COMING IN. I SAID, THAT’S MY SPRAY TAN. I WOULD POSTPONE IT TILL THE
LATEST POSSIBLE MINUTE SO I COULD HOLD HIM BEFORE I PUT HIM
TO BED. IjO, COULDN’T HOLD HIM SUNDAY NI
BECAUSE I GOT SPRAY TAN ON HIM.>>Stephen: THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR BEING HERE.>>THANK YOU.>>STEPHEN: “ON BECOMING A GOD
IN CENTRAL FLORIDA” PREMIERES NEXT SUNDAY ON SHOWTIME. KIRSTEN DUNST, EVERYBODY! WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK

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