– YOU WILL BE
IN ROOM 237. AND YOU HAVE
FREE WI-FI THERE. ALSO, FROM 6:00 A.M.
TO 10:00 A.M. EVERY MORNING, THERE’S A FREE
CONTINENTAL BREAKFAST. – HMM. CONTINENTAL BREAKFAST. – YES, FROM 6:00 A.M.
TO 10:00 A.M. [phone rings] – SO IT’S CONTINENTAL, THEN. – MM-HMM, YEP. [Muzak in background] – VERY GOOD. [gasps] EH,GARCON.[chuckles] ONE ADMISSION
FOR THE CONTINENTAL BREAKFAST. – YOU CAN JUST
HELP YOURSELF, SIR. – HMM, INTERESTING. EUROPEAN STYLE. [light classical music] [chuckling] MM. AHH. WHEN IN ROME… ♪ ♪ HMM, THE FORBIDDEN FRUIT. [chortles] WELL, AREN’T YOU
A TINY PLUM. ♪ ♪ WELL, LA…DEE… DA. PAPER AND EVERYTHING. AND WHO ARE YOU, MY LITTLE FRIEND? NOT A SPOON… NOT A FORK… BUT SOMETHING IN BETWEEN. A “FPOON”. [chuckles] WHAT WILL YOU THINK OF NEXT,
GERMANY? [humming softly] AHH. [chuckles delightedly] ALL THE “EURO-PINE” COUNTRIES
LAY BEFORE ME. WHERE SHOULD I FLY TO FIRST? AHH. THE PIT OF THE DOUGHNUT. MM, THANK YOU, TURKEY. MM, BUCKLE UP. LET’S SEE
WHERE WE SHALL GO NEXT. AH, THE DANISH! CLEARLY FROM BRUSSELS. MM. MM, MM! MM! HELLO, GREECE, WHERE THE YOGURT FLOWS
LIKE WATER. MM, YES, LIKE GO-GURT,
BUT TO STAY. [chuckles] MM. MM, SO GOOD! MM, PULLING INTO SPAIN. MM! BAKED TO PERFECTION. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? IT ALL COMES
WITH THE ROOM! [laughing] MM! MM, MM! YES! MM! I LOVE BEING INCONTINENT! I LOVE BEING INCONTINENT! A DELIGHT TO THE SENSES, ISN’T IT, MY FRIEND? ISN’T IT? YES! I’LL HAVE
WHAT I’M HAVING! [music crescendos]
I’LL HAVE… WHAT I’M HAVING! [woman singing angelically] [sobbing] SO GOOD. IT’S SO GOOD. – THANKS. OH, GOOD AFTERNOON, SIR. HOW CAN I HELP YOU? – WELL, DAVIS, I WILL BE STAYING
INDEFINITELY. – BUT, SIR, DON’T YOU KNOW
THAT YOU’VE ALWAYS BEEN HERE? [romantic big band music] ♪ ♪ – REALLY?
– MM-HMM. – CONTINENTAL BREAKFAST? – RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER. ♪ ♪

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100 thoughts on “Key & Peele – Continental Breakfast”

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  2. The Guy: not a spoon, not a fork, but something in between…
    Me: a spork, DUH
    The Guy: a fpoon
    Me:πŸ€¦πŸ½β€β™€οΈ

  3. Idk if you guys get it but there is a horror movie named "The Shining" and room 237 is the haunted room and at the end of the movie it zooms into the face of the killer in the movie in the end like that

    Sooooo Ye it's weird cause I just watched that movie

  4. At the end when he said, "Davis I will be staying here indefinitely." Davis replies don't you know you've always been here. Does that mean the guy lives there or owner?

  5. For some reason I come back to the video just to see this nigga having a happy face, enjoying his meals, staying continental…

  6. Sometimes I too pretend the food I am eating is exquisite and from rare places to distract from the fact it’s trash

  7. ahaha as soon as he said "You always been here" i knew it was about "You always been the caretaker" from Shinning.

  8. 1:25 not a spoon not a fork but something in between a forpoon (Laughs) what will you think of next Germany πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ’€

  9. That guy at 0:33 is the guy from the β€˜Someone’s Gotta Say It’ video? Also, the guy from iCarly in the prank episode that got his face glowing green with Spencer’s cream, right?

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