Hi! I’m Jon. I’ve got a long beard. It’s cool, but it doesn’t come without problems. It can be hard to get water in my mouth. And food. And sometimes the beard gets in my food a little. Sometimes it gets in my food a lot. And the food definitely gets on the beard. And I go through a lot of napkins… A lot of napkins. It can be pretty hard to get a nature selfie. And this is what I see when I go to the bathroom. I attract the attention of many different small creatures. And use at least 2 times as much shampoo. Maybe even 3 times as much. I learned to use a hairbrush for the first time. The beard gets in the way at the gym. It gets in the way with my wife. And it gets in the way when I’m trying to put on clothes. Again? Should be good. And sometimes people get the wrong impression about me. Life with a beard isn’t as easy as it might seem. Ah, no! It should have been in my pocket. No… I’m getting stuck in my pocket.